unsends:

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

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evilsupplyco:

Necromancy!

The “be kind, rewind” of magic.

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phrases:

wifi: connected

me: then fucking act like it

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM

and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.

potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation

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BAMF

fckthestate:

bad at making friends

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